Posted on 09/23/2002 6:16:43 AM PDT by Billie
"Masterful Whore"
(To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Masters of War"**)
**(3rd Track on Dylan's "The FReewheelin' Bob Dylan")
Slick's a Masterful Whore...
Sold Chinese our Big Guns...
Bloody handful of coins...
Can y'all say, "TREASON"?!!
Folks, Slick hides beyond Laws...
And Left's Liars in the Press...
Slick, I wanted you to know...
Patriots demand Justice!!
Slick has never done nothin'...
But RAPE and DESTROY!!
Left lauds his "New World"...
It's just a Socialist ploy!!
Left confiscates our lands...
Then, Slick stomped on folks' rights...
Note Slick turned a pale yellow...
When it was his turn to FIGHT!!!!!
Like Vile Tyrants of Olde...
Slick lies and deceives...
New World Order's all BUNK!!
UN's Socialist Sleaze!!
Slick, folks see through yer lies...
Slick, our Country you've stained...
Won't forget the Waco SLAUGHTER...
Forgive?!! Yer INSANE!!!
Left enslaves all their Victims...
Left is hatred-inspired...
Ol' Slick sits back and laughs...
Seems them Lib'rals love LIARS!!
Clintons defaced our White House...
With their abhorrent crud!!
Slick found time to boink interns...
Still choked his li'l pud!!
Slick's now Left's nightmare...
Arrogance so absurd!!
FReepers must teach their children...
To follow Lord's Word!!
Yes, Left's threatenin' our Liberty...
Socialism's Left's aim...
Ain't no match fer MEN...
We'll CRUSH Left with our brains!!
How, folks, do I know?!
From Rush Limbaugh I learned!!
Left may trash us with mud...
Right's viewpoints are spurned.
Still, there's two things I know...
Slick, Right's WISER than you...
And my Lord Jesus'll never...
Forgive you, you FOOL!!
Slick, lemme ask you some questions...
Is POWER really so good?!
Bill, will it git you redemption?!
Do you think that it should?!
I think Bill will find...
When his obituary is told...
All those Laws that he's RAPED were...
Never quite worth his Soul!!
Slick, I hope you don't DIE...
Least not anytime soon...
Hope you live long in Prison...
Hope yer cellmates LOOOOVE you!! )8^D>
Slick, I'll be at yer funeral...
I'll sing ill of the dead...
Then, I'll stand over yer grave...
Plant a flower o'er yer head!!
Mudboy Slim
I love good BBQ...is Texas-style beef? And tomater-sauce? Or pork? And vinegar sauce?
I love it all...with slaw, of course...MUD
Slick, I hope you don't DIE...
Least not anytime soon...
Hope you live long in Prison...
Hope yer cellmates LOOOOVE you!! )8^D>
RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE.
DISBAR. DE-PENSION. DE-LEGITIMIZE.
INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.
FReegards...MUD
we serve sauce WITH BBQ, rather than ON BBQ. usually TX sauce is tomato/beer based, often laced heavily with hot peppers.
we also, traditionally, serve beans WITH chili, rather than IN chili, thus the 2 bowls on a plate sets one often sees in TX kitchens.
free dixie,sw
UmmmmUhmmm...yer makin' my mouth water, sw!!
We gotta put that feast on the FReeper calendar...MUD
free dixie,sw
FReegards...MUD
free dixie,sw
Oh yeah, amongst other delicacies...MUD
last time i was in TX ibrought 6 dozen back with me on the plane- you should have seen the look on the security screener's face when he looked at the contents of the cooler i had then in!
evidently, they looked "suspicious!
free dixie,sw
FReegards...MUD
i said, "can't get them in DC."
he said, "so what?"
OBVIOUSLY not a tex-mes addict!
free dixie,sw
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