[Revelation 911]

is this the same where its used as an excuse to inject us with GPS technology while confirming our SSI #, or is it the one where the aliens use this as an excuse to catalogue the "tasty" ones? - wheres my reynolds wrap

[fone]

>>>catalogue the "tasty" ones? - wheres my reynolds wrap<<<

Using the wrap for baking - instead of protection from ELF - may be in order (that is, if you're one of the tasty ones)?

Why don't I like this announcement?

[2sheep]

 Smallpox Vaccine Guidelines Readied

   Source:  Smallpox Vaccine Guidelines Readied (washingtonpost.com)