[jws3sticks]

Here is a new conditioin for Bagdaddio:

[johnb838]

The weather in Baghdad tomorrow is expected to be sunny in the morning with increasing mushroom clouds in the afternoon.

The temperature looks to be a moderate 2000 degrees with cool winds upwards of around 700 miles per hour.

It will definitely be a day for the sunblock, and it wouldn't hurt to shake the dust off the ol' lead suit in the closet. If you're planning on venturing outside in beautiful Iraq tomorrow, don't forget to drink plenty of fluids such as barium which shows up nicely when blasts of radiation flow through your body.

Most of all, have fun out there in historic Baghdad and enjoy the old city while........ well, while it's still there.

[LibKill]

"Nothing purifies quite like fire."

Baghdad could use a little purification.