[Travis McGee]

Sadly, there is a percentage of any population who love the taste of jackboot leather, crave the snap of a riding crop across their face or buttocks, and become aroused at the sight and sound of goose stepping stormtroopers.

[Zon]

Oh man, you mean Roscoe is getting all hot and bothered excited by this? That is so sick.

[Mulder]

Sadly, there is a percentage of any population who love the taste of jackboot leather, crave the snap of a riding crop across their face or buttocks, and become aroused at the sight and sound of goose stepping stormtroopers.

I call them the "strip me, search me, humiliate me" crowd. They tend to show up in droves on the airport security threads.