[COB1]

HEY, MUTT!
Where you been?

The "Real COB1" is the old bull standing on the hill that tells the young bull:
"No, son, we're not going to run down this hill, jump that fence and make love to a cow.
We're going to walk down this hill, go through the gate and make love to all those cows!"

[chadsworth]

HEY, MUTT! Where you been?

What kind of question is that, in the doghouse -- of course!

We're going to walk down this hill, go through the gate and make love to all those cows!"

Must be a purebred "COBCOW"! You go cow!