B) Be wondering how to do wheelies while paraplegic (because that's what my Daddy would do to them)
'Nuff said.
I'm Irish.
Don't f**k wid the familee and all that. ;-)
My wife is Irish and jewish I believe (She was adopted and no one knows for sure, but jewish friends swear she is jewish but with red hair and green eyes...) She said she would do things I could not repeat on here but they were similar to what you proposedm although circumcision with hedge clippers were mentioned.
If any one tried this on my daughter I would bring out the gimp (new pics of daughter on profile page BTW).