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So Three Arabs Walk Into A Bar ...
anncoulter.org ^ | 09/18 | ann coulter

Posted on 09/18/2002 2:00:01 PM PDT by lancer256

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AN AMERICAN CITIZEN overheard three Muslims at a Shoney's restaurant laughing about Sept. 11 over breakfast.

"If people thought Sept. 11 was something, wait till Sept. 13."

"Do you think that will bring it down?"

"Well, if that won't bring it down, I have contacts. I'll get enough to bring it down."

Patriot Eunice Stone took down their license plate numbers and called the police as the mirthful Muslims left. (I'd give you the names, but they're too complicated. There's a reason they use numbers at Guantanamo.) Despite the racist hysteria sweeping the nation, the police did not rush out and start rounding up Arabs. They interviewed Stone in person to evaluate her credibility and corroborate her story.


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1 posted on 09/18/2002 2:00:01 PM PDT by lancer256
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To: lancer256


So Three Arabs Walk Into A Bar ...

September 18, 2002

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AN AMERICAN CITIZEN overheard three Muslims at a Shoney's restaurant laughing about Sept. 11 over breakfast.

"If people thought Sept. 11 was something, wait till Sept. 13."

"Do you think that will bring it down?"

"Well, if that won't bring it down, I have contacts. I'll get enough to bring it down."

Patriot Eunice Stone took down their license plate numbers and called the police as the mirthful Muslims left. (I'd give you the names, but they're too complicated. There's a reason they use numbers at Guantanamo.) Despite the racist hysteria sweeping the nation, the police did not rush out and start rounding up Arabs. They interviewed Stone in person to evaluate her credibility and corroborate her story.

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That night, a little after midnight, one of the two cars being driven by the Muslims ran a toll booth -- at least according to everyone but these beacons of truth. Law enforcement officials soon descended on the cars. According to accounts in The New York Times, the men were uncooperative, refused to answer basic questions, gave false information and told contradictory stories. A bomb-sniffing dog reacted to the presence of explosives in both vehicles. After a careful search, however, no explosives were found and the men were released.

Naturally, therefore, the men and their families accused Americans, especially Southerners, of being ignorant racists. "Just because of the way we look or the way we choose to live our lives, we're persecuted," said the sister of one. Demonstrating her own open-mindedness, she explained the entire incident by saying, "Unfortunately, they stopped in a restaurant in Georgia." No prejudice in that.

It's interesting that the Muslims' denial of Stone's account was instantly and universally treated as having precisely the same credibility as Bill Clinton denying he had sexual relations with Monica Lewinsky. Even the Islamic Al Sharptons simply assume these guys are lying. The Muslims now say they didn't do it. Their defenders say they were joking. (Who knew the Religion of Peace was so darn funny? Did you hear the one about the release of VX gas in Disneyland?)

By my count, the Muslims have given at least five versions of what happened. Eunice Stone has given one consistent story. She has been interrogated by law enforcement officials and is corroborated by another witness.

According to the Boston Globe, the Three Stooges first told law enforcement officers they did it on purpose. Stone, they said, was watching them too closely and this got the poor little darlings' undies in a bundle. So they decided to scare her. One year after Muslims murdered thousands of people on American soil, evidently it's rude to look at three Muslim men decked out in Arabic garb.

Next, the Muslims told reporters that Stone had "put a little salt and pepper into her story." A stunned CNN correspondent blurted out: "Salt and pepper?" He reminded them what Stone had heard them say. "Well, yes, whatever," came the reply.

Third, they tried out the hysterical-woman defense -- used to great effect by Democrats in the Clinton era. One of the Muslims tauntingly demanded to know "how many other people witnessed this event that supposedly took place, first of all?" Well, at least one other person. Stone's son was there and he heard the conversation exactly the same way. He just thought the men were playing his mother and him for suckers. (The Muslims might want to try the Clintonian "she wants to write a book" defense.)

Fourth, the Muslims leapt to their very favorite explanation, the one they haul out at the slightest provocation for almost any occasion: Pogrom-oriented Americans were victimizing them. In a stirring sermon, one of the Arabs advised Americans to "read about other people and read about what they believe before we jump to conclusions."

Yes, it's manifestly absurd for anyone to think Muslims might blow something up. In point of fact, it is only by not reading that Americans have been deluded into spouting the Soccer-Momism about Islam being a "religion of peace." Actually, reading would provide dozens upon dozens of contrary examples from the last year alone.

While I could be jumping the gun -- the night is still young -- it now appears that their final answer is: They were talking about a car. They didn't say anything about 9/11 or 9/13, but the "bring it down" bon mot referred to bringing a car down to Florida. This occurred to them only after meeting with their lawyers. Oh, OK.

No one in the press has bothered to investigate the "car" story further. No one believes them, so what's the point? It would be like chasing down Gennifer Flowers to ask her if it really happened only "once."

Non-terrorist Muslims are crying wolf when they play these games -- talking about blowing up buildings in restaurants, taking a lighter to their sneakers on commercial aircraft, and spending a long time shaving in airplane bathrooms. Intentionally or not, they are giving the real terrorists a cushion for the next attack.

Instead of preying on America's hatred of prejudice, these aspiring Scottsboro Boys should capitalize on America's capacity for forgiveness, admit they did something really stupid, and stop lying.


2 posted on 09/18/2002 2:05:08 PM PDT by Guillermo
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To: Guillermo
...love that Ann!
3 posted on 09/18/2002 2:09:10 PM PDT by TexasCajun
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To: Guillermo
You know the rule...
4 posted on 09/18/2002 2:12:19 PM PDT by VoiceOfBruck
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To: TexasCajun
bump
5 posted on 09/18/2002 2:15:02 PM PDT by snippy_about_it
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To: Guillermo
I liked this Coulter column.

Good post :-)
6 posted on 09/18/2002 2:15:20 PM PDT by Happygal
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To: Guillermo
right on, as usual
7 posted on 09/18/2002 2:15:22 PM PDT by Texas_Jarhead
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To: VoiceOfBruck
post picts?

I'll leave that up to the original poster
8 posted on 09/18/2002 2:17:39 PM PDT by Guillermo
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To: lancer256
I read this and realized a thought that I've been mulling since just before the one-year anniversary.

The people- peaceful and 'radical' Muslims alike- have gravely miscalculated the effect that 911 had on the American people.

I sense in most people not a celebration of a reason to squash a perceived enemy, but a grim determination to do what's right in the world.

That these 'American Muslims' can't see that and persist in race baiting commentary tells me that they- and their ilk- have alot to learn, and that the education is going to be painful for them...

9 posted on 09/18/2002 2:18:39 PM PDT by IncPen
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To: Guillermo
Sorry, I mistook you for the poster.

Here's one I hadn't seen before:


10 posted on 09/18/2002 2:39:49 PM PDT by VoiceOfBruck
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To: Guillermo
By my count, the Muslims have given at least five versions of what happened. Eunice Stone has given one consistent story. She has been interrogated by law enforcement officials and is corroborated by another witness.

Ann Coulter Bump. Slander was great!

11 posted on 09/18/2002 2:43:50 PM PDT by 4CJ
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To: TLBSHOW
Here's a heads-up to the keeper of the ACPL.
12 posted on 09/18/2002 2:44:26 PM PDT by VoiceOfBruck
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To: lancer256
Boston Globe.
Boston Globe.
Boston Globe.

Remember that, folks, when people start saying "Oh, they never admitted that they said those things but were joking." Oh yes they did. They told a cop and the cop told the Boston Globe.

Boston Globe.
Boston Globe.

Just a note to myself...

13 posted on 09/18/2002 2:53:11 PM PDT by A_perfect_lady
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To: IncPen
Has anyone ever met the mythical "peaceful & calm" "you know what"(I can't even say it anymore, it's sound sickens me).

They are cauldrens of horror & hate waiting to pop!

Pop goes the weasel!

14 posted on 09/18/2002 2:53:53 PM PDT by norraad
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To: lancer256
If anybody, including a prominent Republican officeholder, had any doubt as to what kind A$$holes these Muslims are this episode ought to pretty much nail it!
15 posted on 09/18/2002 3:02:28 PM PDT by iconoclast
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To: VoiceOfBruck
Wow! Is Ann right and the President wrong about the enemy?

Americans have been deluded into spouting the Soccer-Momism about Islam being a "religion of peace." Actually, reading would provide dozens upon dozens of contrary examples from the last year alone.


16 posted on 09/18/2002 3:03:58 PM PDT by TLBSHOW
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To: VoiceOfBruck
Isn't that Tracy Gold with Ann and Florence Henderson?

No wonder they needed the security guard in the back...
17 posted on 09/18/2002 3:22:34 PM PDT by Big Dan
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To: lancer256
Ann's back, she's bad, oh yeah, oh yeah....

For those of you who do not track these things, this same missive was posted to another discussion board (which shall remain nameless, but which does not take new members for the present), where it was deleted, because, as someone on their staff stated, most pointedly, they do not accept material from a "Personal web site." Of course, they have had a personal thing against Ann for some time now.

18 posted on 09/18/2002 4:04:42 PM PDT by alloysteel
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To: lancer256
You have to love Ann, she tell truth about Islam and does not LIE!

ISLAM IS NOT PEACE THEY ARE THE ENEMY..........
19 posted on 09/18/2002 4:06:44 PM PDT by TLBSHOW
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To: lancer256
Annie bump!
20 posted on 09/18/2002 4:09:12 PM PDT by facedown
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