Unless I'm mistaken, what you're proposing is alcohol consumption, and in the daytime to boot! So we're to make some sorry excuse to our wives, sneak out on our chores and take the train downtown in order to gladhand and drink the day away.
Then we'll emerge hours later, blinking and shading our eyes from the sun, straggle home and try to feign sobriety so that the kids won't think Daddy drinks because they cry.
Sounds good.
What about us Mommy's, and Guinness no doubt LOL
Whatever your age, GUINNESS® stout should be consumed in moderation.