I live South of Mobile, Alabama...I live in the woods (385 acres all wooded) on a 17 acre lake with my four dogs...
And then you post:
I don't know any Jewish people.
You can understand why (no kidding) I shot the matzoh ball soup out my nose when I read your post. :^)
LOL. I didn't always live in the woods though. Here is my dad's (bless his soul) description of Mobile: "Owned by the Jews, run by the Catholics and enjoyed by the -------" (They don't make'm like him any more.)
I live on a 1/2-acre lot in New Jersey with my two German sheprherds. You describe my dreamlife.
So, can I move into your neighborhood? I'd love to get a few more puppies --- to have four, maybe, as you do. We'll hang out together, and you'll get to know at least one Jew.
Somehow I feel my views (conservative, partiot, supporter of the 2nd Ammendment and our Constitution in general) will not be viewed as strange in your neck of the woods. I don't hunt, though, but can make a pretty mean steak on the grill. What say you?