[Kenton]

Dear Mr. Hirst:

I'd like to ask for your collaboration in the display of a cutting edge piece of performance art that I have engeniused. (I made that word up, ya like it?)

This is a powerful concept commenting on the subject of Man's Inhumanity to Man, visually stunning yet minimalist in concept, requiring only you (nude and oiled) and an 8-foot long yew stake, sharpened at one end, the other end embedded firnly in a concrete base.

The title of this conceptualization is: "Impalement".

I really hope you will consent to collaborating with me on this important work, it was designed with you in mind! Even though the display will be limited to 24 hours, I'm sure that you will find that it makes a permanent impression on your life. Caio!

[general_re]

This is a powerful concept commenting on the subject of Man's Inhumanity to Man, visually stunning yet minimalist in concept, requiring only you (nude and oiled) and an 8-foot long yew stake, sharpened at one end, the other end embedded firnly in a concrete base.

The title of this conceptualization is: "Impalement".

Congratulations on your visually stunning atrocity! I can't wait to see the final product...

:^)

[Orual]

The title of this conceptualization is: "Impalement".

Doesn't exactly fit your description, but it's a start.

[dighton]

The title of this conceptualization is: "Impalement".

When dealing with the likes of Hirst, ask yourself: WWVTID?