To: aculeus
"In a related announcement, the staff of Middle Tennessee State University have 'solved' the Unified Field Theory utilizing six soda straws, three empty beer cans, a ten-year-old Timex man's watch (leather band), twenty feet of plastic tubing (1/4" diameter), and duct tape."
To: RightOnline
LOL! Now if they could just solve the problem of chewing tobacco dribble, they'd be state heroes!
To: RightOnline
"In a related announcement, the staff of Middle Tennessee State University have 'solved' the Unified Field Theory utilizing six soda straws, three empty beer cans, a ten-year-old Timex man's watch (leather band), twenty feet of plastic tubing (1/4" diameter), and duct tape." Johnny-come-latelys! What took 'em so long? Heck my friends and I did that years ago, although admittedly we used a much more expensive, and almost as complex, Timex-Sinclair computer instead of a watch.
prisoner6
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