[11th Earl of Mar]

Touch screen machines suffer from the buildup of smudges as more people vote that create inaccuracies

But this only happens in counties where people's hands are smeared with Afro-Sheen? They need to be reminded that in all the other counties that used the machines, there were no problems.

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LOL-- now mind you, in the wealthy republican towns; dippity doo, Jhiramack, Tressome' and Adorn hair spray's and gels were all over the screens yet they managed to vote correctly.