[Vidalia]

Oh, God NO!

Not the U.N.C.O.T.E.O.A.F.O.D.A.G.!

When did they land?

Are they a part of the BORG?

Our radar installations never picked up on these invaders from where?

Our children aren't safe?

Are they able (unlike most NEA drugged antish children) to spell "Supercalifragilasticexpialadocious", and put it to use in a sentence?

And if the big one (antidisestablishmentarialism) shows up, we all know what that means.

That means that they will be presenting a new and improved edition of... "TO SERVE MAN...

[TaRaRaBoomDeAyGoreLostToday!]

LOL good post funny BUT TRUE!

I would change the end paragraph to this...

That means that they will be presenting a new and improved edition of... "Tyrannical Koffi Maxwell House Annan RUS."