[Lil'freeper]

An Egyptian in a container with laptops, GPS, and a WASHING MACHINE.

Purification ritual?

[TrappedInLiberalHell]

Purification ritual?

Also found: a CD player playing the song "Wash Like an Egyptian"

[Travis McGee]

In a dry run of a smuggling route you need a close 'stand in' for the cargo to really test the validity of the system from start to finish.

A washing machine would be a close stand in for a nuke in size and weight.

Not having a stand in could invalidate the test, because the person/agent might sneak out of the cargo box in port and get away via a method or route that would be impossible for an agent shlepping a 150 pound bulky washing machine (or nuke).