[Lazamataz]

Who exactly would we be shooting at?

I would start at the nations that started with the letter 'A' and end with nations that started with the letter 'Z'.

[Black Agnes]

I'm with Laz, when do we start? A for Afghanistan, because we can, Z for Zimbabwe, just because.

[Poohbah]

"I have signed legislation outlawing the rest of the world, the bombing begins in 5 minutes." President Lazamataz, just before his weekly radio address.

"Whatsamatta, can't you people take a f***ing joke?" President Lazamataz, just after the press hyperventilates over the above remark.