[San Jacinto]

I once had a Social Studies class where we got the teacher going by asking... "If Russia attacked Turkey from the rear, would Greece help?".......

Or in science class, learning about the relative sizes of the planets...

"Okay, so Ms. Smith,... if Mars were the size of a peach, would Uranus be as big as a grapefruit?"

[Bon mots]

LOL!