[ValerieUSA]

Thanks Lisa... this is heartwarming. I want crumpets for teatime today.
uhhh.... What are crumpets? When is teatime?

[operation clinton cleanup]

But don't blame America for not bringing peace and light to these wretched countries. How many democracies are there in the Middle East, or in the Muslim world? You can count them on the fingers of one hand - assuming you haven't had any chopped off for minor shoplifting.

Damned if we do, damned if we don't.