Clinton on Letterman Live Thread [Masochist Roll Call!!}

9/11/02 | PianoMan

[cardinal4]

The suitcases under his eyes are unbelieveable.

Cocaine Hydrochloride and Boodles Gin will do that to you, I hear...

[ZULU]

We should ALL take note of this guy - and I mean LETERMAN!
He's another overpaid idiot leftist on T.V., like Johnny CArson was, and Jay Leno Carson's successor is. We should boycott these creeps, their channels and thie products.

[OldFriend]

Seems that Chung is on a mission, to convince the very last person watching her show that she really is a dumb as a brick.

[NWOhioGirl7O7]

Here is my comment to the Letterman Show:

How disgusting ... that after a day of tears, prayers, and memorializations, that the Letterman show brings on the most disgusting man in America. (even more disgusting than the criminals he pardoned!)Clinton is a traitor, rapist and liar. Never again will I tune in to this show that promoted this corrupt man/criminal.
You reap what you sow, Letterman. The Clintons are NOT worth the sacrifice. Shame on you and your staff.

[Dick Bachert]

Did klintoon -- er -- hump is new book (see below)?

Clintoon's book will be published by Alfred Knopf Publishing.

“Knopf” is 13th Century German for “ incredibly stupid buyer of other peoples’ garbage.” Knopf is a very old publishing house best known for such early classics as

“How to Enjoy The Inquisition” by Father Torquemada
“You Get My Point?” by Vlad the Impaler
“Guillotine Maintenance and Repair” by Citizen Robespierre

Three of their more recent offerings are “PeeWee Herman’s Movie Guide,” “Gary Condit’s Guide to Picking Up Chicks” and “Compared to Us, Ponzi Was a Freakin’ Choirboy” co-authored by Gary Winnick, Ken Lay and Terry McAuliffe.

All available in a dumpster or landfill near you!

[twigs]

luckily my house doesn't have a Nielson box.

We're getting one next week. Fox News will get its due!

[Kathleen]

I had no idea this was on until I saw a clip on Fox this morning. Did Bubba take a bow for issuing pardons to the FALN terrorists? Words fail me...

[OldFriend]

I guess Letterman felt we hadn't been punished enough, he had to inflict that disgrace of a loser on us.

[eureka!]

Bump for later read if stomach is up to it...

[hoosierskypilot]

"She'll do fine in most of the swing states.....She ran an effective campaign in NY"

Nonsense. NY is not most of the nation. And after the election, when it was revealed that the Klintons had pardoned Jewish terrorists in order to buy Jewish votes, she wouldn't be elected again.

[Mo1]

Words fail me...

Oh I had plenty of words last night .. unfortunately I couldn't post them all

[doug from upland]

I fell asleep in the hotel and missed the SOB.

[hoosierskypilot]

"...for asking such softbal questions..."

Doubtless the interview was scripted. Klintoon's pr people wouldn't let him on a genuine interview. He's too stupid.

[aShepard]

Agreat thread for later bump

[hoosierskypilot]

"If Hollywood had to rely on my patronage, the place would be a ghosttown."

It already is. It's just no one has informed them they're dead.

[Kathleen]

Yeah, I suffer from the same affliction. It's called Anticlintontourette's Syndrome. It occurs every time I see either one of them.

[steve-b]

The Clinton on Letterman Drinking Game:
Every time he says "I" or "Me" take a sip.
Every time he uses a superlative to describe himself, as in, "I think I know about this better than anyone" or "Those firefighters meant more to me than anyone" take a gulp.
Every time he claims his #1 priority in office had anything to do with terrorism or Bin Laden, finish the drink and pour yourself another.

"Cause of death: Acute Alcohol Poisoning"

[steve-b]

What's with the love bead bracelet he's wearing on his left wrist?

He should be wearing an electronic bracelet on his ankle instead.

[Trailer Trash]

"[Masochist Roll Call!!}"

hehe.. good one .

Thanks but no thanks.

This pile of rubbish is out of power, the country is strong, and I've started a new life.

Ta tah...

[steve-b]

Bush 41 never came on TV and talked about himself this way when Clinton was Pres

Bush the Elder, for all his faults, had something Clowntoon will never have -- class and dignity.