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To: general_re
You'd rather have your server just sort of hanging out and doing nothing than restart and get back to work? Huh....

Servers shouldn't "hang" in the first place! Is that a normal experience with Windows servers?

35 posted on 09/11/2002 2:49:28 PM PDT by toupsie
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To: toupsie
Servers shouldn't "hang" in the first place! Is that a normal experience with Windows servers?

I know, I know. If only I had a Mac. Not only is the G4 fast enough to execute an infinite loop in under half a second, OS X has uptimes measured in eons. Not only does it never, ever crash, it has been scientifically proven to boost a user's IQ by 30%, cure cancer by the laying on of hands, increase bank accounts to billionaire levels, and attract more hot women than a light beer commercial. Keeping a Mac in one's bedroom permits it to emit mysterious "Z" rays during the night, which act to prevent nightmares, back problems, and bedwetting. It's a floor wax, a dessert topping, the mother you never knew, and a therapist all rolled into one. And all this for only $0.37.

Did I leave anything out? :^)

53 posted on 09/11/2002 6:07:54 PM PDT by general_re
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