DOMINATE HAIR: I see that the engines produced by MegaMotor have another earth shattering flaw! The MMXP will spontaneously combust when you put your key in the ignition!
BOOPSIE: That wouldn’t happen if you used a truck diesel engine. I use 12 different brands of diesels, all of which were free with three boxtops from PenguinClusters cereal.
SHRUB2000: That’s untrue Dominate! MM products are as pristine as the driven snow and are sure to solve the mid-east crisis any day now. The CEO, Bill Windows is my hero.
GENERAL-LY: Yeah, that’s what my talking points script says too.
PAL2001: I’ve been driving Banana cars using proprietary Banana engines since 1901, and I’ve never had one spontaneously combust. MM is run by Satan and is a monopoly; the courts said so. They are trying to corner the asphalt industry by using their influence with all the car manufacturers that are forced to use their engines.
SHRUB2000: That MM trial was a commie kangaroo court. All those smoking asphalt guns mean nothing. It was only about sex.
GENERAL-LY: Yeah, so there. Besides, Banana cars are only driven by faggots from Berzerkly. And they cost four million dollars apiece. You can get a MM car from Smell for 29 dollars and a cup of coffee.
DOMINATE HAIR: Untrue, Bananas cost only $5000 these days. And they come fully equipped with a diesel powered electric hybrid engine and leather seats. Smell cars have no seatbelts or brakes.
RDB482: $5000! I hand built my MM car from pocket lint and tin foil. I also have an onboard diesel in the trunk, for when the MM seizes up. I’ve never had a implosion or a fire burst. I only spend 92 hours a week tweaking it. This week I’m installing the nitrous oxide boosters.
DOMINATE HAIR: Geek!
SHRUB2000: Fanatic!
RDB482: Corporate stooge!
IF: bored THEN: exit
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