Guv'ment said, "Right-wing, Christian people need not apply."
So I buried my views down deep in my heart, and I went in to ask Bill, "Why?"
He said, "You look like a fine Left-leanin' young man, I think you'll do!"
So I called out to Slick, sang, "It'd make me sick, PUNK, me workin' for you!"...Woah!!
Slime, slime, ALL Dem RATS are slime,
Obstructin' inquiries, trashin' what's Right!
Do this, don't do that...Lib'rals blow my mind!!
And Carville said, "Anybody caught dissentin' best be ready to FIGHT!"
So I jumped on the stage and I yelled at the louse, "James, what gives you the right...
To put up a Wall to keep the Truth out, or to keep this Vile Prez'dent in?
If Reagan was well, he'd tell ya to your face, 'Boy, you're some kind of sinner!'"
Slime, slime, ev'rywhere there's slime,
Attackin' good Americans for doin' what's Right!
What's this, Democrats, don't you feel contrite?!
Well, hey Whorealdo, can't you read? How much did the White House pay you off to deceive?
We can't bear to watch, NO! Damn the Elites...keep their Power preyin' on our fears!
"TIME" says, "You gotta have a Socialist Card to report their lies...Unhh!
But the Right says, "Ev'rybody's welcome to come in, kneel down and pray...
But since the Left's Bias corrupts it all, our views don't get any airplay.
So I got me a pen and a paper, and I made up my own little songs...
I said, "Thank you, Lord, for thinkin' 'bout me...I'm alive and Rightin' Wrongs..."
Wooo!!
It's high time Right showed a li'l spine...
Insist on Re-Impeachment, raze this Wall of Slime...
Do this, and you'll find that...Ol' Slick'll RESIGN!!
Slime, slime...In Prison, Slick Shall Die!!
Slime...slime, slime...
Mudboy Slim
"Insist on Re-Impeachment, raze this Wall of Slime..."
To paraphrase the late, great Malcom S. Forbes, "With all thy getting, get thee Justice!!"
MUD
1 Posted on 07/07/1999 20:11:21 PDT by Mudboy Slim (hang'em@high)