[poet]

"EnviroWhacko..."

Speaking of envirowackos, Mud, here's one you may enjoy:

The Tress Reply: Part Deux

My goodness, another one bought the ranch,
haven't learned not to sit upon my branch
without a brace,
that they'll fly through space,
his friends are in a funk,
as he lays at my trunk,
oops, did I just see him squirm?
nah, that was just a worm

Don't they know I'm very old,
that I have to go,
so other mays grow,
the morons say, no

Oh well, not to worry,
if they do it again,
they'll be sorry,
the fools rub against my grain

They did not heed my first reply,
seems that they want to die,
they continue to mess with Mother Nature,
promoting their pseudo-science,
getting the legislature,
to punish those who are defiant,
and self-reliant

Copyright (c) 2002 By John J. Lindsay. All rights Reserved.
October 11, 2002

In case you missed it, here's part 1 posted on April 27th:
The trees speak to the enviro-wackos

If a tree hugger sits upon my branch,
I'll see she buys the ranch,
If another moron takes her place,
sits upon me without a brace,
I'll send them flying thru the air,
pulling at their hair,
screaming, it's not fair,
I only wanted to give hugs,
now I'm food for the bugs,
no more spiking, you phony clowns
I'll send you toppling to the ground

Copyright (c) 2002 By John J. Lindsay. All Rights Reserved.
April 27, 2002

[Mudboy Slim]

"The trees speak to the enviro-wackos"

LOL...Ents, perhaps?!

"If a tree hugger sits upon my branch,
I'll see she buys the ranch,
If another moron takes her place,
sits upon me without a brace,
I'll send them flying thru the air,
pulling at their hair,
screaming, it's not fair,
I only wanted to give hugs,
now I'm food for the bugs,
no more spiking, you phony clowns
I'll send you toppling to the ground"

Copyright (c) 2002 By John J. Lindsay. All Rights Reserved. April 27, 2002

LOL...the Darwin Princple applied to EnviroNUTS!!

Excellent work, mi amigo...MUD