Posted on 09/11/2002 6:12:16 AM PDT by Mudboy Slim
Lan, next season, I will invite you to join one of my baseball fantasy leagues. It may be "fantasy", but for some of the guys it's becomes life itself.
Would you believe that I am in last place in my Football league?? And in third to last in baseball?? But winning in NASCAR???
FR may have a hockey league starting soon. When it does, I will ping y'all to it.
Yes, if you believe Kordell Stewart is a legitimate NFL QB!!
LOL and FReegards...MUD
Dagnabbit...wonder if he'll be amenable to moving to SD?! Seriously, though, who are we gonna get to knock off Dasshole in SD?!
FReegards...MUD
Politically, of course...MUD
Now *that* IS funny, Mr.G!!!
Not because what you've said isn't, or might not (in the long run) be true, either.
More like it demonstrates just how over the edge you are about that game; not, to mention your outstanding "Fightin' Spirit" & eternal optimism based solely on the activity(s) of a bunch of criminally minded neanderthals with double-digit IQs & possessed of over active thyroid glands!
Years of backing the GOP will do that to a soul, I suspect. :o)
"And BTW, did ya notice how my second favorite team, the Eagles (Iggles) whupped those boys in the funny uniforms last night?"
Honestly?
~No. I didn't.
You don't think I'd spend *my* time watching those imbeciles; regardless, the uniform worn.
Nawww...that's your bag, sultan.
I was pursuing a certain, little 125# redhead 'round the house 'bout the time of that game...
"If it weren't for this bet, I would almost be willing to switch my allegiance to Philadelphia - but an all-PA Super Bowl will be very special."
Perhaps it would indeed be *special*; possibly, even another -- seperate -- wager extended to the Mudboy of which I could also officiate?
I dunno.
Buuuuuuuut before any allegiance *switching* could be permitted by you, certain culinary obligations would need to be satisfied, y'know.
"But I digress."
...yes, you certainly do. ;^)
YO! BLOOD! What'chu mean wit dat!?
Well.
You get the idea what *I'm* thinking 'bout that, eh?
"Rotisserie League"
There're a lot of *leagues* that'd stimulate my interests, Mudboy.
Take a, "Lingerie League" for example?
I'd be all ears, all eyes, & as intense as any jock you've ever seen.
Nevertheless, the mere thought of my participating and/or hanging with a group of pot bellied, balding, overweight white men who're keeping score(s) to imaginary foot/base/basket/ball games??
All while a chicken rotates over a BBQ to the drone of a rotisserie motor? (~NO disrespect indended, either!)
Thanks guy.
You're a real mensch; but, I'll *pass*.
Now whenever a "Victoria's Secret League" starts?
...you call me -- collect -- asap, y'hear? {g}
"Now whenever a "Victoria's Secret League" starts? ...you call me -- collect -- asap, y'hear?"
Now, talk about having an obsession! Geesh!
Wait a minute, buster.
I'm a healthy American male, see?
Obsessed; *but* American.
Never find me drooling over the likes of Bret Favre; or, anyone *like* 'em.
That is for damned sure!
...yer just mad 'cuz I won't let'cha switch, aren'tcha? :o)
Sorta like FReepin' when you get right down to it, just the stakes ain't so high...MUD
BTW..."YO! BLOOD! What'chu mean wit dat!?"?!!
Hmmm...gonna have to work a bit on that rap, homeslice...you bring that retro stuff into the Richmond Inner City and we'll haveta split yer wig!! LOL!!
"Now, talk about having an obsession! Geesh!"
Yeah...I think Landru oughtta hook up with the other seven red-blooded American males that don't like Pro Football and start that BoyBand fantasy league like they've got on that commercial...ROFL!!
FReegards...MUD
BTW, Landru, the other problem with not watchin' the NFL is you miss out on all the hip commercials.
At least he spelled the name right, but something makes me think that's just 'cuz Favre played a cameo role in that chick-flick "There's Something About Mary."
SHEEEESH...non-football fans, I'll never understand 'em...MUD
FReegards...MUD
HA!!
That's hilarious; "homeslice," indeed.
~eh I'm gonna *guess* I'm [being] equated with a slice of Wonderbread?
Huh? :o)
(*homeslice* my royal ass...i got'cher *homeslice* hangin', pal.)
"...the other problem with not watchin' the NFL is you miss out on all the hip commercials."
Yea.
I know.
...I *think* we've had this discussion, before?
A genYOOwine whitebread, jive-talkin' honkey, indeed!!
LOL and FReegards...MUD
Landru: They go after the punk, say, within the next year beginning today...Tuesday August 13th, 2002? "I'll FedEx ya a case of Hienekens, a case of Milwaukee's finest bratwursts (fresh from the elfs at Usinger's ~you'll have to supply your own buns & condiments...), & a box of Garcia & Vegas' best."
Slim: Yer on, my FRiend...beer, brats and stoagies will provide much motivation fer the late night FReepin' excapades!!
Landru: "If they *don't*?? I'd like to know what I'll be getting from the Mud Cave out there in ol' Virginny?"
Slim: Hmmmm...on the unlikely chance that our efforts fail, I'll gladly send you a case of Legends Ale (good stuff from the local microbrewery), a big ol' Smithfield Ham, and a box of Macanudos.
Slim: T-Mac's goin' DOWN!!
Slim: FReegards...MUD
135 posted on 8/13/02 10:46 AM Eastern by Mudboy Slim
As referee of this infamous bet from Black IX, I, the fair and unbalanced Sultan, do hereby report that on Day 35 of this year-long wager, Terry McAuliffe has not been indicted. Therefore, Landru is winning, (unfortunately).
I got the PUNK right where I want him!! Ohhh, I'm referring to McAwful, no you, Landru.
FReegards...MUD
HA!!
I was kinda hoping you weren't talking about me.
...besides, I'm not bending over. :o)
Respectful FReegards...MUD
LOL...good, I shan't ask you to do so, my FRiend...MUD
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