Credit to Larry The Cable Guy for the following commentary!!
http://www.larrythecableguy.com/commentary/2002/february/0201a.htm
What the hell is this Russia! Janet Reno, the "It's Pat" of politics, done pulled a Gerald Ford and fell over at a function. At first I thought she tripped on her pee bag and then I find out it was cause she passed out from the heat. Sucks for her. If she's got trouble with heat maybe FLORIDA aint exactly the right place to run for governor. Hell, it's a wonder she don't pass out every 17 minutes down here. Maybe she oughta run for office in the Dakotas or better yet the gulags. Janet Reno, the mayor of the gulag! Let me tell ya something about this elderly he-she. You could put a ball cap and a clip on tie on a dog turd and have a better canndidate for governor. This Dick Butkis with boobs oughta stick to her old job of hauling freight in a Peterbuilt. Janet Reno has about as much chance of being governor as Rosie O'Donnell does of fitting in a size 10! After she come to they asked her if this fainting spell would be a hindrance to her campaign and she said, "I think I racked myself!" They said Janet, are you okay? And she said, "Seriously, I racked myself!" I think, she's seriously, nuts! Look, God bless ole Reno, I'm sure she's a good feller and I'm just pulling her chain. I'm just saying if your gonna pass out from something being to hot Florida aint the place to be unless you put a retractable roof over the whole state! Like Janet Reno said after she come to, "I think I racked myself!"
Very bad news for Jeb Bush. Now the FL governors race is in play for the Democraps...