[dighton]

At my age I have about 1 minute of real fight in me, I would love to expend 15 seconds of that on this guy.

I'll hold him for you, or pin him down with my cane, or crack a Geritol over his head.

Don't forget to wear latex gloves.

[tet68]

He looks severely impacted to me.
Perhaps an extensive High Colonic is in order, Perhaps oatmeal and Flax.
He'll feel sssoooooooooooo much better, probably all that rich Afghan food.

[tet68]

Duh! I should have thought ,
it must be all that CHEESE he's going on about.

[general_re]

I'll hold him for you, or pin him down with my cane, or crack a Geritol over his head.

Rall deserves no such effort from you two "seasoned veterans". However, a good whack with a colostomy bag, should you have one handy, is just about fitting for ol' Ted... ;)