[DrDavid]

Reader's Digest Moment

Upon seeing a billboard with a picture of a beautiful young woman with a six-pack of beer. Joe's girlfriend turned to him and asked, "Is that what I'll look like if I drink a six-pack of beer?"

"No," Joe replied. "That is what you will look like if I drink the six-pack!"

[Tazman70]

That reminds me of a song,

"I drank 3 six packs, just so I could look at your face.

Finale by Anthrax Circa 1988 from the State of Euphoria CD.