[TrappedInLiberalHell]

There once were three men from Maldives
Who tried to get on board with knives
Their plan, it was thwarted
(Or so it's reported)
Which probably saved scores of lives

[sheik yerbouty]

Most residents of the Maldives are muslim.

[NH Liberty]

Re your #3...it shows a veddy, veddy inteddesting talent!

[A_perfect_lady]

There once was a pieceful religion
that set on a course of collision
with a nation too free
to bend at the knee
to the fans of a sicko stool pigeon.