Miss Marple, Post #1037
Top 10 Reasons Why I am still a Happy Freeper:
10. Since I cancelled the kids' Highlights suubscription years ago, this site is the closest thing I can find to "Goofus and Gallant."
9. Saves me money on newspaper and magazine subscriptions.
8. When asking myself if I am too sensitive, I can always remind myself that I am still here and haven't written an opus.
7. From time to time, I get excellent recipes and gardening tips, free of charge, from people who have become good friends.
6. Once you have been called a knee-pad wearing, statist, socialistic, empty-headed Bushbot, that guy who growls at you in traffic doesn't intimidate you anymore.
5. It's nice to know what will be on the radio talk shows 12-24 hours ahead of the programs.
4. No other group of people could have got me to stand in the rain in November on the steps of my state capitol, holding a sign and screaming "W-1!" at TV reporters.
3. Where else can I find people who know about Cthulu?
2. Everyone loves a mystery, and we always have plenty of sleuthing going on here.
AND THE NUMBER ONE ANSWER:
1. Where else can I find pictures such as these? They sure don't show up in my home town paper!!
Editor's Note: Mud -- Link Here for Photo that Accompanied this List / FreetheHostages