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Vets_Husband_and_Wife, Post #1092

Top Ten reasons "I'm Still Posting in This Thread"

1) Because I can

2) Because I've laughed and it is fun

3) Because I'm bored (and obviously cannot win, as I'm not a good writer of humor, but again, its fun!)

4) Because it iritates certain people (My personal fav!! :o)

5) Because it is working better than ex-lax on those people I don't agree with (I loved the constipation poopy post.. can't remember the words, something about a person needing a colostomy or an enema.. but very funny!!)

5) Because I'm the FREEPARIAN IDOL, (not my suggestion, but another freepers earlier in this thread :o)

6) Because I found it less stressful to post humor than to be so dog gone serious every dog gone second

7) Because I dont' take life so serious as to LOSE sleep over things like this thread was about

8) Because I'm desperate and want the Lynn Cheney book

9) Because, even though I'm not a fan, I'd like to have an autographed Ann Coulter book saying "To my Friend MUDBOY SLIM" "LOVE ANN COULTER". ;o)

10)........ Because as the winner of this game, I can once again hold my head up high, endeavor to fulfill my dreams, and yes,.. BE PRESIDENT one day!!!

11) BECAUSE THERE IS A BIG AMOUNT OF MONEY TO THE TWO PEOPLE WHO WOULD VOTE FOR ME TO WIN (I know, I'm being so Clintonesque!!)

*FOOTNOTE, with me you got more for your money.. I posted ELEVEN!!! Cheating is such a liberal concept, so as you can see, I have the ability to be Bi-partisan!!

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dubyagee, Post # 1091

TOP 10 REASONS I'M STILL A HAPPY FREEPER...

10. The 'old timers' don't intimidate me anymore.

9. I learn more big words here than I do at Pogo playin' 'Word Whomp.'

8. It beats watchin' Rocky movies with my husband.

7. Sometimes I just wanna be where everybody knows my [screen] name.

6. I haven't yet developed 'unhappy freeper syndrome.'

5.I've learned so much that I feel cleaning dust bunnies is beneath me.

4. I have a mental 'ignore' button.

3. I know I'm right, I don't care what anybody else thinks.

2. I don't think Jimrob owes me anything.

and the number 1 reason I'm still a happy freeper is...

I could never hope to meet a more intelligent, eclectic, colorful group of people and with common sense to boot, than I've run across on FR!