paulklenk, Post #752
I'm Still Posting in This Thread
10. I love yelling "RAT S**T!" on the Internet.
9. Although it's less exciting than picking my nose, there's still nothing else to do while I'm waiting for more boogers to accumulate.
8. If someone is desperate enough to post to this thread, they may actually read this list.
7. I can't leave work but am too tired to get anything else done.
6. It gives me a chance to spread rumors about BADJOE's flaming homosexual lifestyle.
5. I'm bored looking at pictures from last year's
NYC Village Halloween Parade. 4. It's an opportunity to make one more enemy at Free Republic.
3. The GOP is paying me to do it (they will deny this, by the way).
2. If it entertains JimRob, my day hasn't been wasted.
1. Gives me an excuse to post my poem, "Plastic Pie":
Plastic pie, plastic pie,
Shot a spastic in the eye.
Jesus heal'd that spastic's eye!
Pretty, pretty plastic pie.
Still being,
[Editor's note: his name then appears at the bottom as having posted.]