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ArneFufkin, Post #870

WHY I'M STILL HAPPILY ON THIS THREAD

1.) Beats cold calling at ten to five
2.) Shift change at "Ricks Cabaret" not till 7 pm
3.) If I go outside, government will have open shot at me
4.) Waiting for that Semi of Jethro Tull's Y2K Spaghettio overstock to arrive
5.) Victoria Delsoul and LurkerNoMore are around here somewhere
6.) Court ordered home arrest
7.) A+Bert won't stay away after promising to tell me all about Israel
8.) Deb's gonna "Bobbit" some troglodyte any minute now
9.) Clarity is going to present his "Twinkee Defense" as bold countermove to copyright infringement litigation
10.) I need to tell MUD that the Skins just really blow


Editor's Note: Mud, I'm a Redskins fan too. Hmm.

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Physicist, Post #764

I am still posting in this thread because:


1. I wanted to be in on BADJOE's last thread before it got yanked.
2. I got nostalgic seeing the ***Ash Alert*** sign, and can't stay away.
3. Somebody had to stay to bring up "pool poopy".
4. If BADJOE blurts out the names of the "Gestapo Twins", I have a remote chance of being able to read it in the microsecond before it's yanked.
5. I want to see whether OPH or Askel5 will get the other's goat first.
6. I want to be the one to push the abuse button when medved pastes in a long essay about the Earth orbiting Saturn.
7. One of the signs of the Apocalypse will be when Jim Robinson lets Eschoir back; this is just the sort of thread where it will happen.
8. I'm hoping Tabitha Soren will show up to divert the discussion into a less divisive channel.
9. MurrayMom isn't here.
10. Whoever has made the most posts when FR goes down WINS.

[Mudboy Slim]

"10.) I need to tell MUD that the Skins just really blow"

"Editor's Note: Mud, I'm a Redskins fan too. Hmm."

Hmmmmm, indeed...MUD