Timesink, Post #887
TOP TEN REASONS WHY (2) I'm Still A Happy Freeper
10) The Free Republic MasterCard with a low 9.9% interest rate and 15% off all potassium iodide pills and Geiger counters
9) The chance to hang out with real Americans
such as these.
8) The monthly fee I get from Jim Robinson to, ah, keep things right, shall we say, with the Bilderburgers.
7) The knowledge that FR has never been as good as it used to be since they day after it launched.
6) The secret Women With Guns porn forum.
5) The love, awe and wonder we all share of the greatest singer on the planet: Miss Barbra Streisand!
4) The Schadenfreude I feel when I beat someone else by five seconds in posting the latest Drudgeism, and then hitting "Report Abuse" on the slowpoke's thread.
3) That, as a CIA agent, I know every single one of your names, addresses, social security numbers, credit ... Oh, nothing to see here. Skip this one. Move along.
2) FR considers tinfoil one of the four major food groups.
And the number one reason why I'm still a happy freeper....*drum roll*
1) Cheese, glorious cheese!
Editor's Note: Mud, he had the text actually crossed out in entry 3. I'm just not clever enough to do it. Original has the same clickable links at entry 3 and can viewed at:
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