We've proven that we can be trusted with nuclear and biological weapons, since we've fought several wars and never used them. We show restraint in the face every attack, insult, and acusation. We use our power to protect small, weak nations, not invade them (although we could with laughable ease). We allow and encourage dissent and college demonstrations, and don't urn them over with tanks. We race to suport and rescue every nation in the face of their worst crises ever, not intentionally cause them.
Nice try, though.
We've proven that we can be trusted with nuclear and biological weapons, since we've fought several wars and never used them. We show restraint in the face every attack, insult, and acusation. We use our power to protect small, weak nations, not invade them (although we could with laughable ease). We allow and encourage dissent and college demonstrations, and don't urn them over with tanks. We race to suport and rescue every nation in the face of their worst crises ever, not intentionally cause them.
. . and what's more, it ACCURATE! :)