[Lower55]

Dealing with Fred Mertz is like flushing with a 1.6 gallon toilet.

[jwfiv]

Oh, man, it took me half a moment to get what you said, and I busted out laughing. I know exactly what you mean...hard to flush that little turd with just one turn of the handle. He's a dandy, that's for sure, sharp at both ends.

Thanks for the late night chuckle.