Oh Hell, everyone knows that was just the liquor talking.
Now that allah has been clean and sober for almost three months, he wants to reassure us that islam is a religion of peace.
Just keep him away from the booze.
"Hey Rummy... Do that bit where you pretend to be a god and I'll buy you a beer!"
Oh crap. Here we go again...
LOL!
There was an article posted here a few months ago about how some Muslim "farmers" were having trouble with locusts. One Muslim even went so far to declare a "jihad against the locusts".
Where gods are concerned, the ability to defeat a swarm of locusts seems to be a pass/fail criteria. Any guesses as to how the demon, allah, did?
I'm convinced that allah is about as competent as the people who worship him.
Truly a match made in Hell.