[eloy]

In late 1998 or early 1999 an off duty Maryland State Police Officer leaving Sam's Club was stopped at the door by a 60 something grandmother and asked to see his reciept. Despite being a regular customer, and knowing that a glance at the receipt and the contents of his cart were SOP, he threw a fit. When the lady placed her hand of the gentleman's forearm he started screaming "help, I'm being assaulted". The last I heard the grandmother was still in court over the event.

[facedown]

The last I heard the grandmother was still in court over the event.

Sheesh...