[Common Tator]

So ? William Kabofovic sounds like a totally made up name to me. Like something out of Mad Magazine.

Actually my reel name is William T. Kabofovic III. My father was Williman T. Kabofovic Sr. and my son is William T. Kabofovic Jr. That makes me the third Williman T. Kabofovic so I always use Williman T. Kabofovic III. My Granfather was Williman T. Kabofovic IV and we have hopes that my grandson will be Williman T. Kabofovic I. We have always been a backwards family.

Actually the luggage belonged to guy who lives down the street. His real name is Williman T. Kabofovic V. But since he is always has his fifth with him, he usually travels unter the name of John T. Seagrams. He often said before he died in a unsolved plane crash that he prefered to be remembers as his favorited fifth. I think he chose one that he liked. Apparently that is why he called himself Seagrams.

Did I mention his wife? She goes by William (Billie) Kabofovic. Perhaps it is her remainst that they have found. I never met her but her husband always refered to her as an old bag.

[Camber-G]

You are quite the wit, CT. Thanks for the laugh