I am at the end of my wit. I live in the
United Satanic States and have yearned
mightily to return to the land of Allah, His
Loins be Sprung, but have been waiting
to sell my Yurt King franchise.
Anyway, my problem is this. My wife,
Satrap, is from Pakistan. Her family has
much money in her home country and
high social status there, which is what
enabled her to come to America (ptui!)
in the first place. Mullah, this woman
refuses to clean the toilets, wash my
clothes, cook my meals and clean my
house. She says she had servants to
do this at home, and she refuses to
lower herself to such indignity
just because she is in another country.
I do not know what to do, Mullah.
Should I bash her to death with
a three-iron or a mashy?
" However- in Satanic lands
One must, at times stay quiet:
And put up with a willful wife
Or N.O.W. will start a riot ! "
" Once you sell your Yurt franchise
To some stupid Investor ,
Send the money straight to us -
And then you can molest her !