[genefromjersey]

Dear Aptly-Named One :

We've searched our late Great Mullah's files
To find a proper verse :
One was pretty awful-
Another even worse !

Alas ! We've read some dreadful tales
No layman's eye should see
Of the dreaded American Woman
( May she stay away from me ! )

Fully half of our Sharia book
Is filled with arcane lore
Pertaining to an evil Jinn
They call the Winnipeg Whore !

O Faithful One, we must advise :
Familiar pastures roam !
A wife whose face is frightening
Is a wife who'll stay at home.

[BeAllYouCanBe]

Oh, all knowing Mullah,

"A wife whose face is frightening
Is a wife who'll stay at home."

This is not glorius news from you most wise and sage seer.

I have been thinking of the virgin called Brittney Spears. I have beheld her contanance and I found it comely. Having all my wives not of beautiful face I feel unable to continue Jihad! I know in heaven I will recieve 72 virgins but this Brittney is one virgin I'd like to have on earth.

al-Achmed, your humble servant.