[genefromjersey]

The blessings of Allah upon you ! -BUT :

I would not eat them in a car
I would not scoop them from a jar
I would not eat them with hareem
Or falafel with sour cream.

The ham is not halal you see
The Prophet would enrag-ed be
( Bless his Name and History ! )

[weegee]

My neighbor has taken my goat for his sexual release.

I have retreived my goat but would like to know if it is halal to milk this goat?

Should I stone her to death? If I do kill the goat, can I eat the meat or is that not halal?

Oh wa ta gu siam.