Dearly Beloved of Allah ( His name be praised, etc.,etc. ! ):
Now that you have learned what makes
A proper Muslim wife
It's time to place you on the path
To happy married life !
We have searched within the Archives
For Mullah's old Black Book
Which lists so many places
A "yearning " man may look !
Come visit New Brunswick
New Jersey in the Fall
In a place named DOUGLASS COLLEGE
Are the worthiest of all !!
The women here are sturdy
And athletically inclined ;
A Pro-Islamic Faculty
Has "prepped" each youthful mind.
Few are of the "working class"-
Rich parents are the norm ;
They'll think you look " exotic "
As you strut outside their dorm !
A bold and forceful courtship
Will see you quickly wed:
Just make her wear a burqha
When you're alone in bed !!!
"Come visit New Brunswick New Jersey in the Fall In a place named DOUGLASS COLLEGE Are the worthiest of all !! "
"A Pro-Islamic Faculty"
Before I came to know you, I was like the locust that are spread in the wind, going hither and yon. You have set me on the path of righteous and enlightenment!! You are like the great Mullahs of old when the Prophet walked the earth. I guess I will not seek the trollops Brittney or Shania again, great one purge, me of my impurity!!
What must I do to be made pure again?
I will sell my camel named Omar-Abdul to pay my airfare to Nue Jerzey in Amerika. And I will go to that wonderful place of brides-to-be Duglass Collage. The enlighten faulty as you call them will aid me in my choice of brides. (They must be marriage arrangers - all praise be him.)
I will bring only 7 goats for the dowry – that should be enough – you say these women are so willing to be Jihadist women!!
I will keep you informed of my perilous journey. I will kill the infidels as I travel!!
Mullah, soon I will not need BeAllYouCanBe and I will get rid of him but a merciful death to the idiot.
To Amerika, To Amerika all wise and knowing.
Al-Achmed
