[Libertina]

Dear Mullah (Beloved of Allah)
I am writing to you about my revered husband Ashmed-al-Kaboom-al-hari-al-dente
(although I am only a lowly, humble woman and gravel at your feet for mercy that I dare to speak unbidden)
now where was I? Oh yes, You see Allah-Blessed Mullah (before whom I protate myself,)
although my husband when at home commands me to wear my Burqa
covering my eyes and all parts of my b--y (unclean, lowly, undeserving, womanly form)
he often looks at pictures of foreign women who dress like the Big Satan. I know I have no right (begging forgiveness in your sight for one who is not worthy to be seen in public)
but should I be concerned?

Forgive me for speaking oh Holy Mullah, for I am unworthy-

Veiled Woman

[genefromjersey]

Dear Libertine:

Woman, you are lost in sin !
Go do your bounden duty :
Strap many bombs around your waist -
Explode your worthless bootie !