[Billthedrill]

Dear mullah,

I am saddened by the reaction of the American people who live near my mosque. These foul disbelievers, this stinking swinelike infidels who, Allah grant it, will be crawling in the dust and begging for forgiveness from the almighty warriors of Islam as they trample the effete, zionist-loving worms into the dust of time...for some reason they don't seem to like us. What to do?

your friend,
Bill bin Drill

[gcruse]

You shouldn't be missing this.

[genefromjersey]

Dear Bill: ( May Allah prepare a place for you in Paradise !)

The Prophet ( Bless his Name ! ) hath said:
" To cope with Khaffirs better
Express concern with thoughtful words-
(Add anthrax to your letter ! )"