[genefromjersey]

O Aptly-Named-But-Unwise One :

We spoke with Mullah's eldest son
Who is wise beyond his years
And ask-ed him: " What is the scoop
On Satanic Brittney Spears ?"

" She's nothing but a Barbie Doll,"
The Mullah's Son replied;
" Her breasts are filled with Silicone ,
That sloshes 'round inside !"

" Is she a Virgin ? Maybe so:
But she must be whacko:
Who did not see her holding hands
With Pedarastic Jacko ?"

[BeAllYouCanBe]

"Who did not see her holding hands
With Pedarastic Jacko ?"

Dearest and wisest Mullah,

I am as a flea on a camels hind parts jumping and crawling aimlessly compared to your all insightful advice. How ever did I survive without the wisdom you prescribe?

I didn’t know the most beautiful virgin Brittney cavorted with the white-devil Michael Jackson she is defiled. He is the most evil and deviate of the infidels!

I have given up on getting a new western wife – thanks be to him and the prophet. (BeAllYouCanBe frequently plays Shania Twain when I go to his house to use the computer and I find her also desirable but I will heed your sage advice to stay away from Americans and Canadians.)

I will just look for a good Muslim girl but where?????

The most humble servant – al-Achmed.