[Eaker]

Care to repeat that, lefty???

Such empathy!!!!

COB1, sorry I broke your new gun!!

Stay safe; stay armed; smoke 'em if you got 'em.

[COB1]

Folks, if you have anything new, don't let Eaker get hold of it!
I really think he could tear up a steel ball!
Out of the generosity of my heart, I was going to let him shoot a few rounds from my BRAND NEW, STRAIGHT FROM THE BOX, M1 Garand, and he blows the darn thing up!
'Course, gunner and I had already set it up to blow to smithereens with the sixteenth round, and we fired the first fifteen!
By the way, lefty, you're gonna have to learn how to handle the Delsey with that hand!