[The Thin Man]

I don't think you abused me ONE TIME yesterday, T Man. Are you okay?

I've been afraid ever since you suggested the other day that I might be Mr. Billie.

It's a fate too horrible to comprehend. :-)

was that mean enough?

[JustAmy]

A man walked into a cowboy bar and ordered a beer just as Ex-President Clinton came on the TV. After a few sips he looked up at the screen and mumbled, "Now there's the biggest horse's ass I've ever seen."

Immediately, a customer at the end of the bar got up, walked over, decked him, and left.

A few minutes later, the man was finishing his beer when Hillary Clinton appeared on the TV. "She's a horse's ass too," he said.

A customer from the other end of the bar got up, walked over, and knocked him off his stool.

"Damnit!" the man said, climbing back up to the bar. "This must be Clinton country!"

"Nope," the bartender replied. "Horse country!"



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