[CholeraJoe]

Does that mean Sean Connery can be President?;^)

Connery is Scottish. I prefer Katherine Zeta Jones. She's Welsh.

[Jim Noble]

My little daughter, out of the blue yesterday, asked, "Mommy-if you died, who would take care of us while daddy went to work?"

While she was stammering out an answer about Nana and Auntie, I said, "Why, Catherine Zeta-Jones, of course".

Slept on the couch.