There was a competition to cross the English Channel doing only the breaststroke, and the three women who entered the race were a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde.
After approximately 14 hours, the brunette staggered up on the shore and was declared the fastest breast stroker.
About 40 minutes later, the redhead crawled up on the shore and was declared the second best breast-stroker.
Nearly 4 hours later, the blonde finally came ashore and collapsed in front of the worried onlookers. When the reporters asked why it took her so long to complete the race, she replied: "I don't want to sound like a sore loser, but I think those other two girls were using their arms!"
