A Few of FR's Finest....Every Day 08-29-02

Aquamarine and Billie

[Aquamarine]

LOL! I get it!

[lodwick]

hanging from plane


There were 11 people hanging onto a rope that came down from a plane. Ten were blonde, and one was a brunette.

They all decided that one person should get off because if they didn't then the rope would break and everyone would die. No one could decide who should go, so finally the brunette said, "I'll get off."

After a really touching speech from the brunette saying she would get off, all of the blondes started clapping.

;-)

[TaRaRaBoomDeAyGoreLostToday!]

[JustAmy]

[JulieRNR21]

JANET RENO

As U.S. attorney general, Reno represented the country in a variety of important legal matters. However, she was often under surveillance by the fashion police due to her offensive coiffure. Going legally blonde might not have made a huge difference in the Waco situation, but it couldn’t have hurt her popularity rating.

Check this out: Hey, Lighten Up!

[JustAmy]

"Going legally blonde couldn’t have hurt her popularity rating."

Now if we could convince her to let her bangs grow and keep her mouth shut, she might pass. LOL

[JustAmy]

A couple of young fellers were fishing at their special pond off the beaten track when out of the bush's jumped the Game Warden !!

Immediately, one of the boys threw his rod down and started running through the woods, and hot on his heels came the Game Warden.

After about a half mile the fella stopped and stooped over with his hands on his thighs to catch his breath and the Game Warden finally caught up to him.

"Lets see yer fishin license, Boy !!" the Warden gasped.

With that, the fella pulled out his wallet and gave the Game Warden a valid fishing license..

"Well, son", said the Game Warden, " You must be about as dumb as a box of rocks !! You don't have to run from me if you have a valid license!"

"Yes Sir", replied the young feller," But my friend back there, well, he don't have one"...

[lodwick]

Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?




A: Her IQ goes up!

[JustAmy]

Her IQ goes up! "

LOL

[JustAmy]

A bunch of blondes walk into a restaurant celebrating and chanting "28 days, 28 days, it only took us 28 days!!"

Everyone was wondering what took them 28 days and why they were celebrating. Finally, when the blondes were about to leave, a waitor goes up and asks "What took you 28 days, why are you celebrating??"

All the blondes say "We just finished a puzzle in 28 days and on the box it said 3-6 years!!!"

[lodwick]

;-) Do we know if there are any blondes, or former blondes, here beside you and me?

I must go do some trip prep for Lake Cumberland KY trip which will commence at 4:30am manana. With luck, we'll be back Wednesday pm to begin the ketchup on a gazillion or so posts.

Have a blast getting to know our freeper friends and family.

Aquamarine - you be the Sunshine Queen, please. Thanks. JL

[JustAmy]

"Do we know if there are any blondes, or former blondes, here beside you and me? "

I've called all the blondes I know; blondes, former blondes and new blondes. Let others think we're dumb! Easier to get something past them LOL

Do lawyers tell lawyer jokes?

[lodwick]

Would a lawyer GET a lawyer joke if he heard one?

(Packing for trip break. No freeping will not go well for me I can tell already. I'll see if Jamestown KY has got an internet cafe going on. ;-))

[Aquamarine]

Aquamarine - you be the Sunshine Queen, please. Thanks. JL

You puttin me in charge of sunrises and sunsets? I may have to do a combo sunset midi post.
You have a good time on your trip and hurry back now...ya hear?!

[Aquamarine]

Uh-oh you've got a brunette in the bunch...me. I tired being a blonde once, it didn't work out too well. :)

[Diver Dave]

Let others think we're dumb! Easier to get something past them LOL

Works for me!

[Aquamarine]

BARF ALERT!!! BIG TIME!

[JustAmy]

A brunette goes to the doctor and as she touches each part of her body with her finger she says, "Doctor it hurts everywhere. My arm hurts, my leg hurts, my back hurts, my head hurts!"

The doctor asks, "Were you ever a blonde?"

"Yes, I was." she replies. "Why do you ask?"

The doctor answers, "because your finger is broken."

[JustAmy]

"I tired being a blonde once, it didn't work out too well. :)"

I guess I counted you as an ex-blonde! LOL

[SierraWasp]

Good Grief Grampa!

Let me be the 300th reply on yer big day here at FreeRepublic.com!!! How long has this been goin on without me knowin about it???

This is terrific! Congratulations you power rantin ole goat!(grin)

I'm so proud of your efforts here!!!