BTW, I have a gun question? I would like to have a simple shotgun that would cock with a noise that would scare an intruder. I would prefer one that would take birdshot because I don't really want to kill someone, just frighten them off if they should get in my house. I don't want to pay a small fortune for one either because I probably would never use it. Crime is almost non-existant around here, except for family feuds and domestic violence. That is probably because everybody has a gun. So, what is your advice on a gun?
A kid walked up to a guy wearing a 10-gallon hat, leather vest, leather chaps, and sneakers. The kid asked him, "Mr. Cowboy, why do you wear that big hat?"
The cowboy replied, "Well, son, the big hat protects me from hot sun and driving rain, and at night I put it over my face when I sleep on the range, so it protects me then, too."
"Why do you wear that leather vest?"
"It also helps to keep the weather off me, and it has pockets where I can keep my valuables."
"Well, why do you wear leather chaps?"
"They protect my legs when I'm driving my horse through mesquite and cactus."
"Well, Mr. Cowboy," the kid finally asked, "Why do you wear sneakers?"
"That's so somebody won't think I'm a damn truck driver."
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Still okay?